28 Day anti-impulsive Wish List

  • Decadriver RM300
  • Samsung Wave budget:RM1699 DDate: November 15th

Friday, April 13, 2007

Tan Chong Golden Village

Hello ppl... ends my 3 week of working. How so far? Well in this Tan Chong Golden Village u can find...

ACTION!! SUSPENSE!!! DRAMA!!! FANTASTIC MARTIAL ARTS EFFECTS!! DODGING BULLETS!! FALLING CARS !!! BURSTING PIPES!!! MORE DROPPING CARS!!! THIS IS ....THE LAST ACTION HERO!!! STARRING ARNOLD SWAERNKLGNSJKL "GET DOWN!!!" TACHI MASTER JET LI "RELAX AND PUSH IS THE KEY!!" NEO KEANU REEVES !!! " THERE IS NO BULLET THERE IS NO BULLET!! AND MASTER YODA!! "mmm...Move the hoist and I beams, u must .. the other side it should be!!" "But master Yoda, the roof will not stand it" "No...no different, look at me...Judge me by my size do u? carry the I-beam I can with the force. For it is my ally..and a powerful ally it is...do now....or whack bottom I will" This APRIL ......

Okies...lol... Now im going to talk about why being a maintenance engineer in a automotive plant is like being a gynecologist.

1) When some pipe is broken, u gotta diagnose it and fix the problem.
2) U get to inspect topless models without actually owning any.
3) Only when there is a problem do they come looking for you.
4) With so many items/patients there will always be a checkup scheduled.
5) If u cant finish it in one inspection, u gotta follow up on another day with so many other patients in line
6) Breakdown/diagnostic forms always go to u until its fix then u file it.
7) Best way of learning is to get down and dirty with it.
8) Once ur used to it, u dont get a high any more
9) Sometimes, topless models could look pretty nasty
10) If you cant handle it, you can always call in a specialist.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Trius under the Rule of Tan Chong's TKF

Its been 3 weeks, working for Tan Chong. Its good experience, but recently this week Ive been working to my bones. My manager Mr. Tan Kin Foo, is a retired engineer in the Maintenance department who I directly report to.

sometime he's okay. But sometimes he plays Warcraft with us....clicking us continuously until we explode like lil poly-morphed lambs. Ooo at the moment Im still able to keep up..but will i be able to after several months?

By the way, i "won" a trip to genting on the 27th of APril...have to apply for leave. Hopefully can. SIgh, wish my blade-chan could come...sniff sniff...Have to find some friends to replace her instead....sigh....

maybe can celebrate up there...oor in the office...mmm....ambiguous ambiguous.

Ah well...tomorrow's another day...

TTTTT if only AUDI sponsored me...

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Pirates of Digital Mall no longer.....nuuuu...CALL TO ARMS!!

Last Saturday.... I went to the last piracy stronghold known in Selangor... Digital mall..What I found was beyond explanation....

Digital Mall...the last known source of pirated dvds and cds for PC games and programs..... gone... Barren...torn from the face of the earth pillaged by anti-pirate patrols....

Is this the end of the once majestic era of piracy? Are we...Pirates of the Digitalia take this standing down? Are we going to take this blow in the face and walk home?

k... if u feel that way....fight and u may go to jail...stand down...u'll live.. at least a while.

And dying in ur beds, you look back to this day..thinking of what would it be like if you DID FIGHT AND GET LOCKED UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS!!....CAUSE TODAY ...WE FIGHT FOR PIRACY!!! AND THE WELL BEING OF OUR DIGITAL LIFE!!!

Men and women of Asia I stand before you not as your leader to this Campaign..but as a solution to his Glorious Era tat we are losing...for without piracy...would we be as we are today? WOuld we be this educated? Would we be great strategist and yet be able to walk in our pasar malam (night market) khakis which happens to be the most expensive thing we own?

Would we be able to have the computer skills we have today to earn a living with such low purchasing power? Will we allow ourselves to be as computer illiterate as our forefathers?

I say NO!! No to taking away our children's skills..No, to be outdated if we have no money!! NO to seeing yourselves as old ladies and men paying rich kids service money to type out a memo for you on the computer wordsheet.

THat is why I call to thee, Fellow Bloggers, Online fanatics, Pirate sympathizers, I call to thee!! in the name of all that is DIgital Piracy!!! Spread out thy messages for this is a CALL TO ARMS!!!

And we shall prevail as village idiots who in the end made a difference to the Human Race!