May's Monologue

Feels good to be a hero today. Went to work slightly late, not too late. Wasn't 7.45. Morning meeting wasn't on yet. Why I said it felt good to be a hero today? Cause I was....sorta.

See My Dept Head, was going to have a meeting today at 2pm...some Management Review he had to present. And its his first time and not seen the slides before. At 830am my manager calls me up and says..."I havent prepared anything for the DH, I need your help to update a presentation,".

Im like "okay". You see where Im headed? It was a 20 page presentation I had to prepare for my DH before 2 pm. Now usually, he would give like few days before hand. But he was sick on Friday. And saw that the meeting was today...after the morning meeting. EXACTLY!!

I didn't finish till 30mins before his presentation. Had to double check and go through with him. My manager helped. After the slobbing I realized that I did not have morning tea or lunch. I was so tired and hungry, but it felt good. So small a thing, I felt that I didn't let my manager down even though it was his fault. I felt like a true Executor. Thats a fancy name for an executive who just got slaved around.

I think my dad was trying to cheer me up when he sent me this joke. It goes like this

THE BOSS
>
>
>Who's in Charge?   All the organs of the body
were having a meeting,
trying
>to decide who the one in charge was.
>
>  "I should be in charge," said the brain,
"because I run all the
body's
>systems, so without me nothing would happen".
>
>
>  "I should be in charge," said the blood,
"because I circulate oxygen
all
>over so without me you'd all waste away."
>
>  "I should be in charge," said the stomach,
"because I process food
and
>give all of you energy."
>
>  "I should be in charge," said the legs ,
"because I carry the body
>wherever it needs to go."
>
>  "I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"because I allow the body to
see
>where it goes."
>
>"I should be in charge," said the rectum ,
"Because I'm responsible
for
>waste removal."
>
>
>All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in
a
>huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible
>headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs
got wobbly, the eyes got
>watery, and the blood was toxic. They all
decided that the rectum
should be
>the boss. The Moral of the story? The as$hole
is usually in charge !!

Yea i feel much better now....-.-