Tan Chong Golden Village

Hello ppl... ends my 3 week of working. How so far? Well in this Tan Chong Golden Village u can find...

ACTION!! SUSPENSE!!! DRAMA!!! FANTASTIC MARTIAL ARTS EFFECTS!! DODGING BULLETS!! FALLING CARS !!! BURSTING PIPES!!! MORE DROPPING CARS!!! THIS IS ....THE LAST ACTION HERO!!! STARRING ARNOLD SWAERNKLGNSJKL "GET DOWN!!!" TACHI MASTER JET LI "RELAX AND PUSH IS THE KEY!!" NEO KEANU REEVES !!! " THERE IS NO BULLET THERE IS NO BULLET!! AND MASTER YODA!! "mmm...Move the hoist and I beams, u must .. the other side it should be!!" "But master Yoda, the roof will not stand it" "No...no different, look at me...Judge me by my size do u? carry the I-beam I can with the force. For it is my ally..and a powerful ally it is...do now....or whack bottom I will" This APRIL ......

Okies...lol... Now im going to talk about why being a maintenance engineer in a automotive plant is like being a gynecologist.

1) When some pipe is broken, u gotta diagnose it and fix the problem.
2) U get to inspect topless models without actually owning any.
3) Only when there is a problem do they come looking for you.
4) With so many items/patients there will always be a checkup scheduled.
5) If u cant finish it in one inspection, u gotta follow up on another day with so many other patients in line
6) Breakdown/diagnostic forms always go to u until its fix then u file it.
7) Best way of learning is to get down and dirty with it.
8) Once ur used to it, u dont get a high any more
9) Sometimes, topless models could look pretty nasty
10) If you cant handle it, you can always call in a specialist.