28 Day anti-impulsive Wish List

  • Decadriver RM300
  • Samsung Wave budget:RM1699 DDate: November 15th

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

PM calling for new Malaysian super hero....=.=

Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi: 'Maintenance is very important. I have said this many times but these people, as long as nothing happens, they don't care.'


Oh dear god! Don't u dare tell me thats my Calling. Yes its true, I always wanted to be a superhero. But ...but not like this! I can hear it now...

The electronic keyboard playing in the back to the tune of the 1984 movie 'Ghostbusters' (oh god its even the year i was born). Bass sfx: Do do do do DO DO dodododo DO Do....


"Something breaks...in ur neighbourhood....who do u call? Man-Tenance!!
Some pipe leaks...in ur master bed room.... who do u call? Man-Tenance!!
(elec guitar sfx: tiou niao tiao niao tiao niao niao niao...)


These guys come in their maintenance car...and their Man-tenance uniform...(O em Gee! same colored uniforms with spot wielding gun power packs strapped on their back.) Nooo ... I'd rather be wearing a Spiderman spandex than..to be part of the PM's Preventive Maintenance scheme...

The only thing missing now is a fireman pole and a green ghost called 'Slimer'. Sigh...I guess heros in this world aren't as glamorous like in the comics..

No comments: