Wish my thesis was about pagan lore and all those interesting stuff. I would love to know those stuff so much. I came across an article while researching for my book. Biblical punishments in Hell.
Broken Pride on the Wheel,
Placed in freezing water to calm the Envy,
Dismember Anger Alive,
Thrown into Snake Pits to cure Sloth,
Put in pots of boiling oil to flush Greed,
eat rats, toads and snakes to Stop Gluttony with food poisoning,
and Smothered in Fire and Brimstone to burnout Lust.
Now check it out, they all make sense unless you head to Asia.
In Asia, these would be considered Heaven.
Broken on the Wheel, sounds like Dominatrix shit to me. Placed in freezing water? If David Blaine could do that, Id be pretty impressed with him too. Dismembered alive, well no fight there. Snake pits well u'd be shot into fame too if u had a life of a Zoo keeper. Boiling Pots of oil, if u can parade your Kungfu skills in the street with that, you'd get some money too.
Now these two, Gluttony and Lust. If you mix them together you'd get a pretty Good Feast in Asia. Ppl pay Big Bucks for delicacies like these. Beggar's Rat, Toad and Snake...mmmm YUM!!
I'll continue serving as the Blackhole, but I'll start working on my lust to get a time of my life...lol
Monday, November 06, 2006
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Brilliant!
XD
Just goes to show religion is subjective. :D
Hahahha...
it is shallow and pedantic...xD
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